tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693256921060044086.post3193911041596475793..comments2024-03-26T12:56:08.975-07:00Comments on Elk Grove News.net: Heff's 'Hillbilly Heroin' Deal Linked to Elk Grove MurderUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693256921060044086.post-41237914572971327612012-05-11T10:56:07.631-07:002012-05-11T10:56:07.631-07:00...well done!...well done!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693256921060044086.post-2795367474147196432012-05-11T10:10:19.399-07:002012-05-11T10:10:19.399-07:00Wonder how Heff got to Dimples from Stanislaus Cou...Wonder how Heff got to Dimples from Stanislaus County to make the deal in the first place? <br /><br />(roll tape of Beverly Hillbillies truck traveling down Elk Grove-Florin, Heff behind the wheel)<br /><br />"Come and listen to a story about a man named Heff<br />A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,<br />Then one day he was shootin at some dude,<br />And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.<br /><br />Hillbilly Heroin, black gold, Elk Grove tea.<br /><br />Well the first thing you know ol Heff's a felon,<br />Kinfolk said "Elk Grove suburbanites move away from there"<br />Said "Californy is NOT the place you ought to be"<br />So they loaded up the truck and moved to Nevada.<br /><br />Silver State, that is. Swimmin pools, no state taxes.<br /><br /><br />Well now its time to say good bye to Heff and all his kin.<br />And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.<br />You're all invited back a gain to this locality<br />To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality<br /><br />Hillybilly Heroin that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.<br /><br />Y'all come back now, y'hear?.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com